| there's no god like Jehovah |
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| i don't know what to say. |
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| ra ra ree
AND
a fruit bowl for me.
I'M SERIOUS!!!! DOOR BELL. GET to the DOOR BELL THERE'S A DOG or two. OH MY HELLO WIFE! TAKE ME TO thine other! kthanks! GUEST OF HONOR is me. they say. A FRUIT BOWL! A FRIGGIN FRUIT BOWL AND THENNNnnn A WARM BROWNIE with vanilla ICEcREAM?! YEAH! THAT'S WHAT happened. it was WEIRD. DID YOU SEE THE FAT CAT?! OH MY GOODNESS! IT WAS REALLY ROUND! HEY YEAH I CAN BE normal watch this aha ha ha ha something something ha. it was KIND OF LIKE THAT. BUT I was sick. i wanted to THROOOOOW UUUP. that would be WORSEPROBABLYITHINK?YEAH!? yeah. SO I ATE IT ALL. LITTLE GIRL is ME and seventeen is young. they say and DISMISS THE OTHER STUFF SO IT WAS SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE AND THENNNNnn i was like oh okay BYE?! I'LL GO BACK TO my dorm NOW. YEEEeeeuuPers.
BUT that was FUNNY.
THIS
is
NOT
my life.
i hate girls.
and people. |
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| nope.
i'm not "freaking out" as "kids these days" put it.
today is the end of my life as jamela the stagnant wonder blob.
i must
do my laundry.
RIGHT NOW bolditalicsunderline.
edit:
2:13 pm
okay so first i'm going to go fail my driver's license test (check)
paint a big abstract picture (check)
and NOW i'm going to do my laundry.
procrastination at its best, folks. |
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| everyone else is up here.
it's so grand
and pointless to be
them.
and i'm down here
sinking
to here
just
because.
everyone else? i could say they do not matter...
but that's just silly. what is your life without people?
my life. |
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